Nerd (also Nurd) Noun: A foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious. Faced with social obligations and a long owed debt, a long lost "friend" arrives for a visit and it soon becomes apparent the guest is a Nerd. One uproarious incident after another until the host starts to contemplate violence... a dire development which is staved off by a surprising "twist" ending of the Play.